Welcome. Here you will experience endless nights of neverending cold,
that will freeze everything in its path, and months of endless daylight (thats the good part). You will be ravaged
by monstrous mosquitoes the size of volkswagens, and bottomless pits of muskeg that will swallow you whole. On top of all
this, you will have to face a legion of people looking like marines and carrying weapons. You will be told that
you cannot leave, but dont believe it. I leave about twice a year. So, I say once again, Welcome.
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